Rode my bike to the grocery store, aisle seven, frozen foods.
Got me some Fish Sticks.

Went to the public swimming pool. Hot lifeguard said 75 cents. I said Fish Stick. Deal.

Saw a cat. Gave it Fish Stick. Then cat gets hit by car. I take my Fish Stick back. Still good.

Wrote paper about George Washington. Teacher gave me a "C". I gave her Fish Stick. She give me "A". And stickers. And I got to sharpen pencils.

Go to a dance. Put Fish Sticks in my shoes. Now I moonwalk like Michael.
Older boy being bully. I pull out two Fish Sticks, play his face like drums. Rescue girl. Share a Fish Stick. She loves me.

I use Fish Stick for cell phone. Only call cool people. They say "hey".
I say "Yo".

Grampa came over. He coughs a lot. I give him Fish Stick. All better.

Billy yelled at me. Wants Fish Stick. I give him one. But not really. I give him a poop. I think he knew, but he ate it anyway.

Halloween. Dress up like Ghostbuster. Neighbor lady give me donut. I want Fish Stick. She give me candy. I want Fish Stick. She give me pie. I give her kick in shins. She give me Fish Stick.

My Father say shut mouth about Fish Sticks. I call him "Poop Daddy". He give me spanking. Doesn't hurt. Fish Sticks in my back pockets protect me.

Fly to North Korea. I trade them Fish Sticks. They trade me Nuclear weapons. Not a fair trade. They throw in some sneakers. Deal.

Fish Sticks are the truth.