Wednesday, August 17, 2005

New Reality Show!!!


Looking for people between ages 18-34, and their grandparents. The premise of the show is very simple, yet hard.

There are 3 contestants and their grandparents per show. ONE trivia question is asked.

State the purpose of the "Monroe Doctrine". If the contestant can't answer, the host replies "the Monroe Doctrine expressed opposition to European colonization in the Americas at the early part of the 19th century, you dummy dumb."

Then a very large muscular man walks over to your grandparents and punches one of them in the face. Hard. If you brought two grandparents, you pick which one gets their face caved in.

The host moves on to contestant #2 and asks the SAME question. If they can't answer it in exact wording, the above mentioned muscle man punches a grandparent super hard in...the...face.

I'm sure you can guess what contestant #3 has to do.

Move onto the lightning round. Same question, but now they have to say "the Monroe Doctrine expressed opposition to European colonization in the Americas at the early part of the 19th century" IN UNDER 5 SECONDS!!!

This time, if a contestant gets it wrong, muscle man punches the grandparent based on audience participation. The audience can vote to see a punch to the kidneys, spine, or more face tenderizing.

Final round. All contestants are entered into the finals, unless for some odd reason their grandparent passed away earlier in the show. Same question, but now you have to answer it in the form of sign language. If you can't 'sign it', muscle man skips over to your grandparents, who by now wished they had spent more time with you when you were younger.
However, muscle man refuses to continue the face punching.

As the grandparents sigh in relief, muscle man explains his knuckles are sore, so he grabs a grandparent and gives him a Tombstone Piledriver!!! You can actually see their souls float out of their lifeless mouths and drift into the air before dissipating with a low moan. Then the light fades from their eyes and they turn to dust as sad techno music wails in the background.

Game show concludes as host mentions the show's sponsors, while credits roll over still images of former contestants.

Look for it on Fox this fall.

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