Super Cool

I stubbed my big toe. It didn't hurt, but then the other nine toes all laughed at the big toe and made fun of it. So I stubbed all of them too. Now they know how it feels. Bad. Especially when you hit the edge of a coffee table.

When people go to the movies and watch a preview, I am watching them while they watch the preview. I am previewing them. Then when the preview is over, they decide whether or not to go see that movie. I decide whether or not they are dummy dumbs. Sometimes they say "that movie sucks." Sometimes I say "the people in front of me who just said that don't know how to fold socks." And it's probably true. How do you fold socks?

If your name is Eugene Constantine Latrine, than we have nothing more to talk about.